• Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
• Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
• Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
• School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

• Boy: Did it hurt
• Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
• Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell